Definitions by QuacksO

vigilauntie 

A parent's sister who "takes matters into her own hands" regarding perceived wrongs done to her niece/nephew.

Every child of "helicopter parents" or a "tiger mom/dad" wishes dat he had at least one vigilauntie to heroically "step in and save him" from said "cruel oppression". Sometimes this course of might indeed be healthy, but in many cases the child's parents are merely being legitimately protective and practicing proactive urging in their raising of said naive youngster; it would be a dereliction of duty if they acted any differently.

vigilauntie by QuacksO April 1, 2022

menufacturer 

A company dat produces food.

Garfield's secret wish is to be da CEO of a big menufacturer.

menufacturer by QuacksO March 31, 2022

laboreious 

Something difficult/exhausting that's also not interesting.

I find math and history classes to be overly laboreious.

laboreious by QuacksO March 30, 2022

sectretary 

Da person at da front desk of a hippie-cult compound.

Seeing as how free love is a prime theme of many fringe groups, da sectretary gals at many such communes might well have a high turnover rate due to pregnancy, since they would likely spread their legs for any male human who happened in da front door for any reason.

sectretary by QuacksO March 30, 2022

kemosobbe 

A derogatory term for a colleague whom da speaker views as an immature cry-baby.

Tronald Dump was such a spoiled whiny brat dat many of his White House staff-members secretly referred to him as "kemosobbe".

kemosobbe by QuacksO March 30, 2022

bullyvard 

Refers to any street dat you will wanna avoid walking along so as not to run afoul of neighborhood toughs.

It's always safer to take one or more companions with you when you travel on foot, especially if you hafta go on any bullyvards.

bullyvard by QuacksO March 29, 2022

repercussins 

Assorted "salty" language dat you hear when someone discovers da unwelcome fact dat there actually ARE are undesirable consequences of unwise/dishonest actions.

We seldom hear them in his actual presidential speeches, but Tricky Dick's repercussins were notorious behind closed doors; he absolutely detested it whenever things didn't go his way regarding his super-questionable abuses-of-leadership-powers shenanigans!

repercussins by QuacksO March 29, 2022