Definitions by QuacksO

typickle 

Describes a cranky conundrum dat's hardly unusual.

Modern-day government screw-ups seldom cause particular interest or emotion in da general public, since most folks consider them to be merely da typickle everyday bungling of clueless/careless Washington politicians.

typickle by QuacksO May 25, 2022

Esso-S 

What Captain Hazelwood sent over his wireless transmitter when he drunkenly ran his oil tanker aground in Prince William Sound.

Even after da initial Esso-S call from da Valdez, X-on was still plagued with distressed "call for help" protests from mail-room employees who were receiving countless clothing-besmirching gas-station cards dat had been soaked in used motor-oil.

Esso-S by QuacksO May 25, 2022

Coupwait 

Da Middle-Eastern country dat delayed a major uprising by slant-drilling into one or more neighboring countries' oil-fields and thus artificially bolstering its economy.

Coupwait may indeed have "delayed da inevitable" by funneling in pilfered "black gold" from outside its borders, but da resulting invasion of said country by said foreign-territories' soldiers created infinitely more strife and destruction than could possibly have been prevented by said illegal acts.

Coupwait by QuacksO May 25, 2022

crittercism 

Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.

Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.

crittercism by QuacksO May 25, 2022

reallahty 

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

reallahty by QuacksO May 25, 2022

priceless airloom 

Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.

Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.

priceless airloom by QuacksO May 24, 2022

arrowdynamics 

Drag-reduction technology for archers, or streamlining designed to make a vehicle "sail as fast as an arrow".

Chuck Yeager flew an experimental airplane dat employed such awesome "arrowdynamics" dat it "shot" across da sky and "pierced" da sound-barrier for da first time in history.

arrowdynamics by QuacksO May 24, 2022