Definitions by QuacksO

architekture 

Da designing of toothbrushes.

I liked da old "plain flat stick" architekture better --- today's fancy-shmancy-shaped pearly-whites cleaners are such a royal pain to use!

architekture by QuacksO November 19, 2022

pezzaz 

Flashy flamboyance added to Bic-lighter-style candy-dispensers.

Da original flip-top lozenge-holder was rather "plain Jane" until da company started adding cartoon-character heads to da thumb-caps and thus gave da dispensers some real pezzaz!

pezzaz by QuacksO November 17, 2022

pezition 

Refers to either:
(1) how da candy-lozenges are placed in da classic spring-loaded dispenser, or

(2) a particular job-level at da famous Austrian candy manufacturer.

If you're super-diligent as a factory-worker to make sure of da correct "pezitioning" of da candy in da dispensers, management might eventually give you a higher "pezition" on da corporate ladder.

pezition by QuacksO November 17, 2022

LASSo 

Da "lariat" dat Harriet is "handy wif" due to her being such a pretty and charming-natured young lady.

Harriet may indeed be very expert at "roping" all of da misty-eyed dudes on da ranch, but it sounds like she practices "catch and release", since she keeps having to free up her "LASSo" in order to "snag" each of da different mushy-hearted guys in succession.

LASSo by QuacksO November 17, 2022

Matthew Broaderick 

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.

Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.

Matthew Broaderick by QuacksO November 16, 2022

affrillyation

A social connection with people who wear fancy decorative clothing.

I'm such a klutz dat I try to avoid closely associating with folks who are all dressed up; said "near 'n' dear" affrillyation would risk my accidentally damaging and/or soiling da lacy duds dat said individuals are wearing.

affrillyation by QuacksO November 16, 2022

Booddhism 

A widespread Asian religion dat uses scare tactics and/or loudly-expressed disapproval and ridicule to make you behave yourself.

I already try to live honestly and humbly, so I see no need to study or practice Booddhism.

Booddhism by QuacksO November 16, 2022