Definitions by QuacksO

vamousse 

To make a hasty exit due to your having sworn off chocolate or hair-tonic.

My diet-specialist unexpectedly showed up at da community banquet I was attending, so I vamoussed in a big hurry before he could notice me.

vamousse by QuacksO August 14, 2024

boredello 

A "red-light district" establishment where none of da women are all dat interesting.

Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello (i.e., where da chicks are super-voluptuous, and so you get a major "woody" as soon as you "lumber" in da front door) tend to be higher than at a boredello, but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.

boredello by QuacksO August 14, 2024

boardello 

A "red-light district" establishment where da ladies are so voluptuous dat you get a major "woody" anytime you "lumber" through da front door.

Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello tend to be higher than at a boredello (i.e., where da chicks aren't all dat interesting), but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.

boardello by QuacksO August 14, 2024

between jobs 

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.

If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.

between jobs by QuacksO August 13, 2024

social parisite 

A lazy louty lay-about who hangs around da City Of Light and mooches off everyone he meets.

If da indolent sleazeball Caldwell Merchfield was to relocate to da general vicinity of da Eiffel Tower, he would probably become a major social parisite.

social parisite by QuacksO August 12, 2024

Alpaca camera to the llama farm! 

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Alpaca camera to the llama farm! by QuacksO August 12, 2024

rowrow ship 

A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.

(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)

rowrow ship by QuacksO August 11, 2024