Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j

by Python3 April 18, 2019

Alabama friday night

When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.

Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! I’ll invite my dad!

by Python3 July 28, 2019

F2p 4 lyfe

Kodak Blacks Motto for daily living. 🐳🐋

Person 1: how does he have so many paid items?
Person 2: he is obviously f2p 4 lyfe, no doubt about it.

by Python3 June 09, 2019

Dreaddie

Has intercourse with the deer animals. 🦌
He is a top and a bottom.

Person 1: hey! leave that deer alone!
Person 2: shh! It’s just Dreaddie, he does that everyday to make him relax, calm down.

by Python3 August 06, 2019

<3000

Love you, 3000

Tony: I love you, <3000
Everyones: -cries-

by Python3 June 09, 2019

Best Picture Hanger

It’s Sam of course!
She’ll win any competition, any tournament, any guinness world record, she will hang it all! Don’t underestimate the hanging skills she posseses.

Person 1: whos the best picture hanger in the world?
Person 2: that would be Sam!

by Python3 May 08, 2019

J Cobbler

J’s Tasty Vagene

Person 1: have you ever had J Cobbler?
Person 2: No.. but I hear it tastes like delicious peaches from my friend bam.
Person 1: damn... I want to have some of her cobbler now.

by Python3 October 28, 2019