1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
by Pyro Pete August 04, 2010
A shout of male triumph, used in the bedroom, but most likely, during an intense session of video games.
NOT to be confused with Wabam.
NOT to be confused with Wabam.
by Pyro Pete August 04, 2010
A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!
Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
by Pyro Pete August 04, 2010