baddest of them all

So, baddest of them all means that you are one down ass bitch. Like, the head bitch in charge. A cool head and calm demeanor. Make them transactions. Let the money flow like a vintage wine. Your look is a rich mixture of floral and street. Your eyes convene knowledge well beyond your years.

As she takes a toke of that sweet, sweet, Ghost Train Haze and a sip of her Pinot Gris wine, she exudes a cool, confident demeanor. She’s the baddest of them all.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

Schooly's BORG

Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.

Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

FM's BORG

FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.

FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

Cisco syndrome

What happens to you when you drink more than one bottle of Cisco, which is cheap, fortified wine.

I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.

by Purplenado March 05, 2023