Definitions by Purplenado
my parents did me dirty
So, my parents did me dirty means that, in most cases, your parents think they are good to even excellent parents. However, let’s be absolutely real here. They were not. They were narcissists. They neglected you. They subjected you to abuse. They stood by and did not care when you were sexually abused. That kind of bullshit.
So, I’m in intensive therapy as my parents did me dirty. I’m so fucked up that I got caught sucking dick out by the McDonald’s dumpster with a man that just got out of prison.
my parents did me dirty by Purplenado March 7, 2023
fake christian boy
A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
fake christian boy by Purplenado March 7, 2023
sass bark
A sass bark is when your dog is barking, usually at something stupid, and you tell them to stop and, then, they give you one, final, low bark, to get in that last sass bark.
My dog is a little brat as she gave me a sass bark after I yelled at her to stop barking at the leaves blowing in the wind.
sass bark by Purplenado March 7, 2023
I lost my hat in the accident
I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
I lost my hat in the accident by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Salem Village Whip
When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!
Salem Village Whip by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Michael's house
Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
Michael's house by Purplenado March 7, 2023
shooties
J. went to Roddy’s Bar and got mad at the bartender so she kicked a hole in the wall with her shooties.
shooties by Purplenado March 7, 2023