by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the Kirk Crappinsmug. So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).
I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the drive your car into my garagemug. by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the stumpcoursemug. In the movie “The World According To Garp” that’s what the younger son, Walt, calls graduate school, where his mom teaches. He says “gradual school” and “gradual student.”
Walt: Daddy what's gradual school?
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
T. S. Garp: What?
Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.
T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the gradual schoolmug. When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.
What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
Get the what the floridamug. by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the yam jammermug. “Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the Megan has grandma been drinkingmug.