Purplenado 's definitions

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

BORG-ston

BORG-ston is a nickname for Boston as they have the BORG fad, especially during the Blarney Blowout.

I’m headed to BORG-ston to party at the Blarney Blowout. You know you are SO jealous.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

pink tweeter

A pink tweeter is a nice, robust pink colored pussy.

Yo boy! Come and get this beautiful pink tweeter.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Schooly's BORG

Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.

Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

little pooper

A cute little dog or child.

My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023