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Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
Get the Two Weeks Notice mug.We have to call these fuckin queers "clowns" because the online censors won't allow us to call them faggots.
by Publius0987 October 12, 2025
Get the Clowns mug.Since the world has been obviously dominated by gay men for such a long time, the expectation is that children will now be gay, so if you're not, you need to have a straight coming out event.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
Get the Straight Coming Out mug.The point when a person or group become so overwhelmingly homosexual that it turns off a large number of straight allies, and becomes detrimental to the LGBTQ cause.
"Have you noticed something odd these days? I can't quite put my finger on it."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.
Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.
"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
Get the Shit Food mug.The fictional character a politician creates in order to win an election, complete with many lies and promises that will not be kept.
Everybody loved the Candidate Barack Obama. A brilliant speaker, extremely inspirational, and capable of making anyone scream with patriotism. However, while his presidency wasn't horrific, it wasn't nearly as good as he made us think it would be when he was the Candidate. He fumbled the handoff, the easiest play in sports, and gave us Trump and Biden. He needs to atone for that one.
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
Get the Candidate mug.1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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