Publius0987's definitions

Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.

I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

House Rules

The set of unwritten rules players of a game agree to abide by when playing a game, sometimes explicitly authorized to do so by the written rules.

"How has this country gotten so shitty?" "Niggas on the world stage have been playing by house rules for way too fuckin long. That's how."

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

AI

The modern iteration of the Talmud, judaism's sacred text.

The Talmud was compiled by a group called of scholars called Amora'im, and the dumb, lazy clowns who are peddling this stupid shit thought they could take two letters, AI, from that name, call it something phony like "artificial intelligence" and peddle it to the masses without anyone noticing. We noticed, and we're not buying it. You moron.

by Publius0987 September 21, 2025

Biggest Fag

The unfortunate real life geopolitical shit show we've all been forced to watch for way too fuckin long, where future historians will debate which world leader was the gayest.

"Did you catch this week's episode of The Biggest Fag?"
"I just re-watched the phony debate, but I have yet to see what the clown said today about tariffs, so no, I'm not caught up yet. Don't spoil it for me!"

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

Gerontocracy

The group of old fags in both government and private industry who guided the ship directly into the iceberg and sunk it.

The United States is a corrupt gerontocracy now. Will you fuckin niggers leave already?

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.

The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.

by Publius0987 April 15, 2025

Faggot One-Upmanship

When gay guys compete as to who can be the most gay.

After Biden went out of his way to appoint tropishly gay individuals to his administration, Trump praised Arnold Palmer's cock in front of a crowd and then lived with Elon Musk for four months in a the most embarrassing game of Faggot One-Upmanship ever played.

by Publius0987 September 18, 2025