Definitions by Publius0987
Arnold Palmer
When I was in college, I heard some faggot say that his asshole was so sensitive that "when I shit, I cum." That was the gayest thing I ever heard. Donald Trump's Arnold Palmer remark was the second gayest thing I ever heard.
Arnold Palmer by Publius0987 April 24, 2025
Shit Country
It's a universal truth that when you put in faggot leaders, and take away consequences for bad behavior, you get a shit country. It's as true today as it was 2,000+ years ago, and it's never going to change.
Shit Country by Publius0987 April 23, 2025
Ultra Gay Society
Any society that: 1. doesn't provide at least 4 months of maternity leave by law; 2. does weird shit to people living in their country; 3. forces women to cover up in the era of air conditioning; 4. permits men to suck baby dicks in the name of hygiene and tradition once running water was invented; 5. has a 0/00 beauty standard for women; 6. worships a man for thousands of years; and 7. has a legal sexual age of consent earlier than 15 years old.
Ultra Gay Society by Publius0987 April 17, 2025
Executive Dysfunction
The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.
Executive Dysfunction by Publius0987 April 15, 2025
Get the fuck outta here!
The timeless phrase you say when you fire someone under ugly circumstances. The ultimate breakup line.
"Get the fuck outta here!" - We, the People, to all the politicians who worked together to ruin the country.
Get the fuck outta here! by Publius0987 April 14, 2025
Game Over
We've had too many corrupt elections in a row now, so it's game over. The time has come for a serious Independent candidate with a smart platform to win.
Game Over by Publius0987 April 14, 2025
Too Gay
The point when a person or group become so overwhelmingly homosexual that it turns off a large number of straight allies, and becomes detrimental to the LGBTQ cause.
"Have you noticed something odd these days? I can't quite put my finger on it."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."
"What? That the country has been too gay for a couple of decades too long now? No one wants to piss off the illuminati and get canceled, or end up with a burned face like Jay Leno, so no one says anything. But yeah, I have."
Too Gay by Publius0987 April 13, 2025