Definitions by Psychedelichousewife

Captain Vagina 

A man loudly claiming to be a feminist who will fight gallantly in arguing women's issues that have nothing to do with him, often for the sole purpose of getting sex. Very often beta male types.

He's just playing Captain Vagina because he has no other way of getting laid

Captain Vagina by Psychedelichousewife February 9, 2017

Fart dove 

When you fart into your hands and lovingly release it like a dove

"In response to your stupid argument, I offer you this fart dove..."

Fart dove by Psychedelichousewife February 9, 2017