Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

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so, uhhh...

when you try to tell your friend that fortnite sucks but then he's gonna start crying and telling the teacher that you hurt his feelings

me: so, uhhh...
friend: w h a t
me: so, uhhhhhhhhh...
friend: s p e a k
me: so, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
fortnite sucks
old friend: teacher he hurt my fellings
me: but it's true

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020

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Mesa

A.K.A. Badlands,It's this mesa-like biome with red sand everywhere and gold is found at higher elevations

Whackingdom:Dude,I found A mesa.It looks big
Barce4Life88:Hokay
Whackingdom:Dude you even know what a mesa is?
Barce4Life88:Nope
Whackingdom:A MeSa Is A FrIcKiN DeSeRt YoU FuCkTaRd

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 10, 2019

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Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020

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Mr. Worldwide

Anyone who has the coronavirus

Person 1: "Hey you heard that <Insert Name> has the coronavirus?"
Person 2: "Yeah I heard they're going all Mr. Worldwide. <Insert Name> is traveling to London tommorow. Then Russia. Then Egypt. Then the Moon"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 22, 2020

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