Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020

Plastic

Good food invented for the turtles

Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Hokay

Instead of saying "Okay",you say "Hokay"

Bald Guy Mutters
Bald Guy:I FORBID YOU TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP DOWN THESE STAIRS
Decent Guy:Hokay
The Decent Guy Runs To The Side,Then Lands Headfirst On A Table,Breaking It
Decent Guy:HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!!!!!!!!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 10, 2019

fortnite

a game that real fucktards play

Me:YoU StIlL PlAy FoRtNiTe?
Him:YeAh
Me:YoUrE A FuCkTaRd

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 12, 2019

ultraschoolphobia

Ultraschoolphobia is extreme-not fear-but boredom

teacher:who here has ultraschoolphobia?
kid who has ultraschoolphobia:Me.
kid who has ultraschoolphobia:*dies*

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 02, 2019

Shrek

Something that should not be in minecraft

Bro,Diamonds!Bro,Oh my gosh,i u could make a pickaxe to get obsidian-oh shit shrek!

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 September 18, 2019

Mr. Worldwide

Anyone who has the coronavirus

Person 1: "Hey you heard that <Insert Name> has the coronavirus?"
Person 2: "Yeah I heard they're going all Mr. Worldwide. <Insert Name> is traveling to London tommorow. Then Russia. Then Egypt. Then the Moon"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 22, 2020