A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 09, 2025
A man who is not really a man.
He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
by Profound Observations July 10, 2025
A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 09, 2025
Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.
Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
A man who lurk around your house at night peeping in windows. He's known for leaving inconspicuous cameras to spy on you in the shower and walking up to random strangers and asking them if they want to touch his wood.
Person 1: what's wrong with that guy? He's just lurking around.
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!
by Profound Observations July 10, 2025
A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.
"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
by Profound Observations July 09, 2025