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Child support
Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."
Child support by Profound Observations July 13, 2025
Small dick Carl
A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
Small dick Carl by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Carl Support
Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.
Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
Carl Support by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Carlroach
A man who is not really a man.
He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
He is more cockroach than man. He takes the form of a man, though, when he is not scuttling away from the light after feasting your eyelashes and fingernails.
He has no job and doesn't support his children. He lives off others, usually his exes and women around him.
He always forgets his wallet, makes his girlfriend pay the mortgage, and receives carl support from his ex girlfriend.
If you see a carlroach in your house, you should stomp on it and then throw those shoes away immediately because the blood of a carlroach is toxic and will rot your brain from the inside out.
Carlroach by Profound Observations July 10, 2025
Creepy Carl
A man who lurk around your house at night peeping in windows. He's known for leaving inconspicuous cameras to spy on you in the shower and walking up to random strangers and asking them if they want to touch his wood.
Person 1: what's wrong with that guy? He's just lurking around.
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!
Person 2: Yeah I saw him peeking in windows last night. And he just asked that random girl to touch his wood!"
Person 1: OMG, what a Creepy Carl!
Creepy Carl by Profound Observations July 10, 2025
She-Carl
A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
She-Carl by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
Carl camera
A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.
"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"
Carl camera by Profound Observations July 9, 2025