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Seizure salad

Getting your ass eaten while having a seizure
When I’m getting my ass eaten while having a seizure, seizure salad, bon voyage.
by Proffesor Dan March 7, 2026
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Randy Sadler

First name Randy (Horny as shit), last name Sadler (Saddle up on this meat train baby)

That’s what the full name means.
by Proffesor Dan May 4, 2017
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Benny Lube

Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.
1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman
by Proffesor Dan February 10, 2014
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