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Definitions by Proffesor Dan

King of canal. Catches the biggest best fish of the canal
Sadler is a big fish swinger. Chapin boy doesn’t come close.
Sadler by Proffesor Dan May 6, 2026

Seizure salad

Getting your ass eaten while having a seizure
When I’m getting my ass eaten while having a seizure, seizure salad, bon voyage.
Seizure salad by Proffesor Dan March 7, 2026

Randy Sadler 

First name Randy (Horny as shit), last name Sadler (Saddle up on this meat train baby)

That’s what the full name means.

Benny Lube 

Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.
1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman
Benny Lube by Proffesor Dan February 10, 2014