Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
by Professor Poo January 11, 2008
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by Professor Poo March 13, 2009
Get the Fucking Donuts mug.Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.
Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.
Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.
Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.
"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"
"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"
by Professor Poo January 12, 2008
Get the Dingle Fairy mug.Mount Pinatubo must have had a huge volcanus to black out the sky for so long after it erupted.
"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
"You're from Iceland? That's just one whole island of volcanuses...you can't trust people who live on volcanoes, and I certainly wouldn't lend them money"
After eating a pizza topped with chillies, John's anus felt like a volcanus.
by Professor Poo April 16, 2010
Get the volcanus mug.Prounouced buth-ole, he is the patron saint of defecation. In times of constipation, one prays to him and consumes offerings of coffee and/or lubes up one's anus with vaseline as a sacrament to him. When defecation occurs, this is called 'a visit from Saint Butthole'. His imminent arrival is often signaled by pungent flatulation.
"Sorry about the mess, dude. I hadn't shit in three days, but when i did Saint Butthole visited me with a vengeance!"
"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."
"Saint Butthole, I apply this vaseline to my anus in the hope that you will send me a glorious poo that will be smoothly and cleanly delivered from my butt..."
by Professor Poo January 12, 2008
Get the Saint Butthole mug.When someone coughs in such a guttural and sickly manner that bystanders may believe that the person has vomited.
Damn it sounded rough in there. Were you puking or was that just a vomicough?
"I thought I was going to spew, but i just gagged and vomicoughed when I saw that 2 girls and a cup video. Ughhhh....."
"I thought I was going to spew, but i just gagged and vomicoughed when I saw that 2 girls and a cup video. Ughhhh....."
by Professor Poo April 26, 2010
Get the vomicough mug.When a teacher or professor takes off marks, or gives low grades to an individual for malicious reasons
"I was getting an A+ in that class, but then that professor who doesn't like me gave me a mark-raped me with a B+!" (mark-raping)
by Professor Poo January 10, 2008
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