pwater 

A portmanteau of 'poo' and 'water', referring to a mixture of the two substances. Pwater can be made up of any ratio of poo and water, from small traces of fecal matter to the substantially more pooey contents of a diarrhea-filled toilet bowl.

Pwater is a source of many illnesses, including pinkeye and Typhoid.

1. "I can't believe you let your dog drink from the toilet bowl. It may have been flushed, but the liquid in there is still pwater"

2. "International development organizations should spend less money on administrative costs and put more effort into reducing the prevalence of pwater in the developing world, where it is responsible for many diseases and deaths."

pwater by Professor Poo January 21, 2010

platern 

Platerns have been used since the 1840s for yarndling. They range in size and complexity. The largest ones are often found adjacent to scrimming basins.

Tony would often tell me about his grandfather's antique horizontal platern.

platern by Cod Michael May 27, 2020

Paternity Fraud 

A form of Perjury and Fraud that is sanctioned by the State of California. Men who do not find out that "their" children are not in fact theirs within the state's statute of limitations are forced to continue to pay child support. This can take place regardless of evidence provided by the men.

A guy signs a birth certificate because his girlfriend says he's the dad. 5 Years later he finds the children have been seeing their biological father the whole time while he has been paying child support. The state forces him to continue to pay child support regardless of the results of DNA tests.

He is a Paternity Fraud Victim.

Paternity Fraud by Dryhumor September 9, 2009

paternal urinalphobia 

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

paternal urinalphobia by Shy Son November 25, 2011

platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.

Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG

platerazzi by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

Pater, Pater, Pater

Pater, Pater, Pater an annoying exclamation made by Dimitris G when he wants a Priest's attention.

Dimitris G : Pater, Pater, Pater I have something important to tell you!!!
Priest : Go away I don't have time for this!!!

Pater, Pater, Pater by Greek_Cypriot January 3, 2022

Lucas prater 

having mad 4 ways with bitches consistently

Dude I can't believe u lucas pratered again.

Lucas prater by sssaaammmuuueeeel November 13, 2011