Definitions by Professor Plum

surface energy 

sharing just what’s on the outside and not giving details that are personal

I never know what Jane Doe is doing with her life, she always just gives off surface energy.

surface energy by Professor Plum July 12, 2021

thats what she said 

A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said!

thats what she said by Professor Plum April 18, 2006

umm stiss 

What's this?

"Fred drunkenly pulled down the transsexual's skirt, mumbling, 'umm stiss?'"

umm stiss by Professor Plum July 8, 2003