Professor Plum's definitions

surface energy

sharing just what’s on the outside and not giving details that are personal

I never know what Jane Doe is doing with her life, she always just gives off surface energy.

by Professor Plum July 12, 2021

thats what she said

A juvenille yet amusing response to a sexually suggestive statement.

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.
(students): Thats what she said!

by Professor Plum April 18, 2006

umm stiss

What's this?

"Fred drunkenly pulled down the transsexual's skirt, mumbling, 'umm stiss?'"

by Professor Plum July 8, 2003