3 definitions by Professor Leeroy
A magical person, masked under the alias of a human name, this mythological beauty resides among humans, disguising it's magical name in the last name of it's alias, Example: "_______ Jhinku" A Jhinku has potent magical abilities, the ability to complete mathematical problems at average capacity, jhinku-kineses, the ability to communicate with other hidden Jhinku's among the humans, by using high pitched sonar signals to send messages. These messages have been being intercepted by the government, they believe it to be the first messages from aliens... If only they knew the truth. Jhinku's often portray themselves with glasses, short black hair, and quite often, brown skin. Of course, that's just "usually." Keep your eyes peeled, there may be a Jhinku among you! Jhinku's appear very reclusive, and shut-in, but once you befriend and get to know a Jhinku, he will open up to you, becoming so cray-cray you won't be able to hand it, yo. Most Jhinku's mate with the males
of their race. Cause they are a "Homosexual" magical creature, leaving the female Jhinku's to die a lonely life with many cats.
of their race. Cause they are a "Homosexual" magical creature, leaving the female Jhinku's to die a lonely life with many cats.
Person 1: "That guy has black hair, glasses, it must bea Jhinku!"
Person 2: "Those don't exist, moron!"
Person 2: "Those don't exist, moron!"
by Professor Leeroy November 27, 2013
No. I didn't misspell cat, her name is actually Cath. God DAMN.
Cath, known for her famous enjoyment of papi's tacos. (no incestual sexual reference intended) She is a smart, pretty, over the top Badyal swag princess. She's got dem swag beanies. She's also some how known to have an OK booty... ALSO TIGHT FIT. AHEM..., Cath grew up on a ship with her father, the Scandinavian pop singer: Skadi, known for his one hit wonder of a song "Lo-Di-Do-Di, We love to Skadi" Cath was separated from her family at a young age, when her families ship was sunk after crashing into a rather obese mexican man, whom Cath came to know as "Papi" Cath was knocked off the ship, and Nathan became a pop-singer wonder in the city of Atlantis. Nuff said. Cath washed up on some island in who-knows-where. She then somehow became queen of the Orangutans... They're a type of monkey, I think. She then used her insane super think-think skills and built a nuclear bomb and destroyed Hiroshima... She was then adopted by people in Canada, land of Ice and Snow, Beers and Moose, Beavers and Syrup. She's now known as Cath Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And attends a secondary school in Richmond B.C. She is told to be a caring, swagtastical Jhinku-finding, smokin hawt gurl. All da boyz be like "Dam u r hawt" She just flips her hair like "I'm the queen of the orangutans bitches." If you are trying to top Cath's level of swagtasticness, prepare to work your ass off, this girl got it all.
Cath, known for her famous enjoyment of papi's tacos. (no incestual sexual reference intended) She is a smart, pretty, over the top Badyal swag princess. She's got dem swag beanies. She's also some how known to have an OK booty... ALSO TIGHT FIT. AHEM..., Cath grew up on a ship with her father, the Scandinavian pop singer: Skadi, known for his one hit wonder of a song "Lo-Di-Do-Di, We love to Skadi" Cath was separated from her family at a young age, when her families ship was sunk after crashing into a rather obese mexican man, whom Cath came to know as "Papi" Cath was knocked off the ship, and Nathan became a pop-singer wonder in the city of Atlantis. Nuff said. Cath washed up on some island in who-knows-where. She then somehow became queen of the Orangutans... They're a type of monkey, I think. She then used her insane super think-think skills and built a nuclear bomb and destroyed Hiroshima... She was then adopted by people in Canada, land of Ice and Snow, Beers and Moose, Beavers and Syrup. She's now known as Cath Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And attends a secondary school in Richmond B.C. She is told to be a caring, swagtastical Jhinku-finding, smokin hawt gurl. All da boyz be like "Dam u r hawt" She just flips her hair like "I'm the queen of the orangutans bitches." If you are trying to top Cath's level of swagtasticness, prepare to work your ass off, this girl got it all.
Person 1: "Woah, who is the smokin' hawt gurl?!"
Person 2: "That's Cath!"
Person 1: "I'm going to go get her number yo"
Person 2: "NOT IF I GET IT FIRST."
This example resulted in a violent game of fisticuffs... Many people died.
Person 2: "That's Cath!"
Person 1: "I'm going to go get her number yo"
Person 2: "NOT IF I GET IT FIRST."
This example resulted in a violent game of fisticuffs... Many people died.
by Professor Leeroy November 27, 2013
A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!
Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.
by Professor Leeroy November 27, 2013