Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.
"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"
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Hertinini

How to explain to your parents that you lost your virginity to a Herpes-infested crusty dusty prostitute in an alley way after church.
"yo mama, I finna dinna hongdolulu gots the hertinini on. Sorry bowdat"
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