Definitions by Prof Stretch

Elvis 

noun , an 'elvis' is a joint that has either been badly constructed or attended to.. resulting in prominent 'Sideburns' (i.e. uneven burning on one side during smoking), hence the musical reference.
Much debate rages on the subject of rescuing an Elvis, with the potential waste of cannaboids being a particularly thorny issue

Heard in after party conversation ; 'Sorry mate, its a bit of an 'Elvis', but i'm too wasted man!.. here, take the lighter'

Elvis by Prof Stretch July 2, 2006

nit picker 

{Fussy} {moaner} {nagger} {hassler}

a nit picker is someone who picks holes in everything you do

nit picker by Prof Stretch June 23, 2006

Gnat Pigeon 

Someone who is a nit picker

heard in conversation.. 'Oi, that bird is a right Gnat Pigeon!'

Gnat Pigeon by Prof Stretch June 23, 2006

badger 

chunky blonde highlights placed amongst darker hair giving the impression of stripes, by someone who foolishly believes they are 'cool' or 'trendy'

this type of female hairstyle is becoming increasingly rare - and seems to be heading for extinction... but when spotted, one should inform all of this glorious sighting by exclaiming 'Badger!'

badger by Prof Stretch April 21, 2006

flanging 

shagging a girl with her knickers on

lifting the flange

i gave that girl a right good flanging

flanging by Prof Stretch April 5, 2006