Toads

The worst creatures to have ever been discovered. He is the worst because he lies to Mario that Princess Peach is in another castle.

PETA, I actually need you, can you destroy the Toads.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

2016 election

The longer way of saying shit.

In the 2016 election, Donald Trump the Racist won.

by Power476 December 04, 2020

quarter to nine

the time to have a bath

Penguin: What's the time?
Clock: It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
Penguin: What do you mean? We're already clean.
Clock: Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown

by Power476 July 29, 2020

PopularMMOs

Two people (Pat & Jen) play Minecraft and they take a drug called "Lucky Block."

PopularMMOs

Pat: Hey guys it's Pat and we're playing Lucky Block.

by Power476 February 27, 2021

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

The Emoji Movie

That one movie that made almost every teen on their phones by encouraging it rather than criticising. It's about emojis, apps and nothing else.

The Emoji Movie 2: Death of the Emojis in cinemas March 27th

by Power476 July 29, 2020

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?

Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?

by Power476 April 14, 2021