THE WAND AND THE HAIRY SACK OF MAGIC

Slang for ya cock n balls

i cast a spell on the local nun last night with my wand and hairy sac of magic, she was calling for god by the end of it i can tell you

by Power B May 14, 2003

milking the cow

when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!

by POWER B May 14, 2003

milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

by POWER B May 13, 2003

wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

cack valve

Another word for the arsehole

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve

by POWER B May 13, 2003

mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try

by POWER B May 13, 2003

sweaty dew flaps

excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman

i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it

by POWER B May 14, 2003