Potato Sack's definitions

Reince Priebus

Street slang for a venereal disease that causes constant disgust and discomfort. Makes one feel filthy and itchy like a hot dirty chode during a hot Alabama summer.

Mike: Man, I feel filthy. I think that hooker gave me the Reince Priebus.

Donald: But it's the best Reince Priebus, and it's good because it's the best and it's good.

Mike: Shut the fuck up already, Donald!

by Potato Sack November 30, 2016

Royal Baby

An over-hyped infant that shits golden eggs.

Hey, did you hear about that Royal Baby???

Yeah, that little cocksucker shits golden eggs!

by Potato Sack August 31, 2013

Booty Call

A girl who is down to ride as soon as the guy she's messing around with calls her. She's game for anything from parking garage hummers to riding his weenus while his wifey is away.

Victoria has achieved booty call status but won't admit it.

by Potato Sack July 15, 2010

Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

by Potato Sack June 12, 2009

Boston Accent

The most annoying of all American accents, just ahead of the Philadelphia accent. Most commonly heard from douchebag Red Sox fans who suddenly like to brag about the "Sawwwx" greatness, it sounds like someone cut out a chunk of their tongue, making it impossible for them to pronounce "r" when appropriate, and inserting the "r" sound into words where it doesn't exist. Extremely irritating, as is typical for Bostonians.

Example of a Boston Accent in conversation:

Sean: "Hey, wheah's Pawlie?"

Patrick: "I dunno, I just sawr him the uddah day at dah pahty. He was wicked drunk."

Sean: "Yeah, I sawr him theah too. He was pukin next to a pahked cah. Musta had a hawrrible hangovah the next day."

Patrick: "Yeah, I bet it was wicked. Hey, you going to da Sawwwx game dis Satahday?"

Sean: "Of couahs I'll be theah. Varitek is playing awrsome at catcha lately."

by Potato Sack June 11, 2009

Brotha Name

Brotha Name

A stupid name given to a black guy ("brotha") that just doesn't make any sense. Usually just a normal name with something like "De," "La," or "Ja" in front of it, but sometimes entirely made up, the Brotha Name takes on some of the stupidest forms and makes for endless entertainment for the rest of us.

Also makes you wonder if the person's parents were on the good shit when they named the kid.

Examples of a Brotha Name:
Le Kevin
LaMont
Tashard
Martellus
Montrae
Plaxico
D'Qwell
DeSean
Ladell
Erasmus
DeAngelo
LaRon
Marshawn
Leodis
Edgerrin
Anquan
DeShaun
Takeo
Dashon
DeMichael
La'Roi
Dewayne
Demorrio
DaJuan
JaMarcus
LaDainian
Aveion
DeShawn
Jermichael
Tarvaris
Aundrae
Dontarrious
Le'Ron
Santonio
Kamerion
Brodney
Jerious
Montavious
Jo-Lonn
Tanard
Vonta
DelJuan
DeMarcus
Marcedes
LenDale
Lavelle
Cortland

by Potato Sack February 9, 2009

Cosby's Kids

Poop, or turds. This phrase is used as an alternate term for referring to taking a dump.

"I don't think that burrito I had for lunch today is sitting well. I think I'm gonna have to head to the restroom and take Cosby's Kids for a swim."

by Potato Sack February 9, 2009