The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."
Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."
Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."
Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"
Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."
Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."
Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"
Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
by Potato Sack June 12, 2009
A girl who is down to ride as soon as the guy she's messing around with calls her. She's game for anything from parking garage hummers to riding his weenus while his wifey is away.
by Potato Sack July 15, 2010
The most annoying of all American accents, just ahead of the Philadelphia accent. Most commonly heard from douchebag Red Sox fans who suddenly like to brag about the "Sawwwx" greatness, it sounds like someone cut out a chunk of their tongue, making it impossible for them to pronounce "r" when appropriate, and inserting the "r" sound into words where it doesn't exist. Extremely irritating, as is typical for Bostonians.
Example of a Boston Accent in conversation:
Sean: "Hey, wheah's Pawlie?"
Patrick: "I dunno, I just sawr him the uddah day at dah pahty. He was wicked drunk."
Sean: "Yeah, I sawr him theah too. He was pukin next to a pahked cah. Musta had a hawrrible hangovah the next day."
Patrick: "Yeah, I bet it was wicked. Hey, you going to da Sawwwx game dis Satahday?"
Sean: "Of couahs I'll be theah. Varitek is playing awrsome at catcha lately."
Sean: "Hey, wheah's Pawlie?"
Patrick: "I dunno, I just sawr him the uddah day at dah pahty. He was wicked drunk."
Sean: "Yeah, I sawr him theah too. He was pukin next to a pahked cah. Musta had a hawrrible hangovah the next day."
Patrick: "Yeah, I bet it was wicked. Hey, you going to da Sawwwx game dis Satahday?"
Sean: "Of couahs I'll be theah. Varitek is playing awrsome at catcha lately."
by Potato Sack June 11, 2009
The act of farting while walking past others, leaving them to gag in the wake of your shit-smelling foulness. Can also be referred to as the airdrop.
Ron: "So there I was just typing away at my desk, then I smelled it....that wretched odor that could only be caused by someone cropdusting."
Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."
Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"
Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."
Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"
by Potato Sack March 14, 2008
"I don't think that burrito I had for lunch today is sitting well. I think I'm gonna have to head to the restroom and take Cosby's Kids for a swim."
by Potato Sack February 09, 2009
Street slang for a venereal disease that causes constant disgust and discomfort. Makes one feel filthy and itchy like a hot dirty chode during a hot Alabama summer.
Mike: Man, I feel filthy. I think that hooker gave me the Reince Priebus.
Donald: But it's the best Reince Priebus, and it's good because it's the best and it's good.
Mike: Shut the fuck up already, Donald!
Donald: But it's the best Reince Priebus, and it's good because it's the best and it's good.
Mike: Shut the fuck up already, Donald!
by Potato Sack December 01, 2016
Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.
Also known as 'chingasos.'
Also known as 'chingasos.'
Fidel: "Ey, why jou try esteal my yobs, cabron???"
Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"
Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
Joaquin: "Jou mind it jou bidness, mang!"
Fidel: "OK, puto, get eready for some putasos!!!"
by Potato Sack May 22, 2008