Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Portiff Digrissim

Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

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To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.

The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.

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The act of being unable to come up with new memes and/or filling in the pieces to create the comedic phrasing and effect that you desire

I've got this really funny idea for a new meme, but I've got terrible memer's block.

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Ingesting a psychedelic cocktail of illegal hallucinogenic substances including psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, MDMA, and Mescaline at the same time.

Bro, I hyperflipped for the first time last night and my hands transformed into interdimensional keys made from emerald-covered snakes.

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