Portiff Digrissim's definitions

Fucked the pie

To horribly mangle or botch something up to the point of near destruction.

The United States really fucked the pie when they pulled out of Afghanistan suddenly.

by Portiff Digrissim August 24, 2021

Hyperflip

Ingesting a psychedelic cocktail of illegal hallucinogenic substances including psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, MDMA, and Mescaline at the same time.

Bro, I hyperflipped for the first time last night and my hands transformed into interdimensional keys made from emerald-covered snakes.

by Portiff Digrissim July 17, 2019

Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

by Portiff Digrissim October 7, 2022

Memer's block

The act of being unable to come up with new memes and/or filling in the pieces to create the comedic phrasing and effect that you desire

I've got this really funny idea for a new meme, but I've got terrible memer's block.

by Portiff Digrissim July 30, 2019