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Cornholio

Any Dodge Ram 1500 pickup truck with wide towing mirrors that are rarely ever used for towing; simply a form of upbadging. The way the mirrors "stand" resembles Cornholio, the alter ego of Beavis from the MTV cartoon Beavis and Butt-Head.

Salesman: How can I help you?
Beavis: I am Cornholio! Give me TP for my bunghole!
Salesman: I've got the truck just for you!

by Porque Me Buscan May 20, 2019

MGM

The movie studio whose movies and cartoons start with a mean lion roaring behind an elegant frame made out of film. MGM is known for their funny-ass cartoons like Tom and Jerry, and other characters like Droopy and Screwy Squirrel.

MGM cartoons are funnier than Disney cartoons.

by Porque Me Buscan May 27, 2019

Edgar

Edgar is the most common name among takuaches, or Mexican-American teens sporting bowl haircuts, American Fighter t-shirts, gold chains, skinny jeans, and Jordans, and are always driving lowered two-door Chevy Silverado trucks with oversized rims and low profile tires. Edgar's are very common in South Central Los Angeles and Pasadena, Texas and listen to young "Mexillenial" artists such as Natanael Cano, Fuerza Regida and T3R Elemento. They have a tendency to end their sentences with "cuh".

There goes Edgar doing donuts in his Silverado Z71. No quema cuh!

by Porque Me Buscan August 2, 2020

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

upbadge

In the automotive industry, upbadging is when you are driving a lower-trim or entry level trim version of a specific vehicle and you decide to add custom badges, decals, and/or logos from a higher trim in order to make your vehicle look faster/more powerful/more expensive than it actually is.

For example: adding Hellcat badges to an SXT Dodge Challenger is indeed upbadging, and definitely the most godawful of them all. This is because a Hellcat V8 can put out 707hp while a V6 SXT only has 305hp. You drive an upbadged SXT and try to race an actual Hellcat, you're gonna look stupid and you're gonna get called out. Don't do it. Either be proud of your ride or save up for the real deal.

by Porque Me Buscan October 11, 2020

Busticaca

A bra with little sprinkly things on it
From the Selena Movie, where Selena's dad confronts her in the bus for wearing just her bustier on stage

Selena Quintanilla: It's just a bustier. It's a cool thing.
Abraham Quintanilla: It's a bra with little sprinkly things on it! Busticaca de la menta...

by Porque Me Buscan February 27, 2019

Model Trains

The world's greatest hobby

You are never too old to play with model trains.

by Porque Me Buscan December 7, 2022