Definitions by Porque Me Buscan

Model Trains 

The world's greatest hobby

You are never too old to play with model trains.

Model Trains by Porque Me Buscan December 7, 2022

Skunk 

A Texas State Trooper. Named after the iconic black patrol cars with white hoods.

Google Maps: There's a speed trap up ahead.
Edga:r Oh shit! Hey cuh, bajale que ahí está un skunk behind the bushes with his radar.

Skunk by Porque Me Buscan January 27, 2021

Bachmann 

Founded in 1833, Bachmann is an international manufacturer of model trains, specializing in large scale, O scale, HO scale, and N scale trains ranging from entry level sets to precision quality collectibles. Bachmann is best known for their low quality, entry level train sets that are found at major hobby retailers such as Hobby Lobby.

1: Nice little Santa Fe F9 you got there. Who's the manufacturer?
2: Bachmann.
1: Is that a good brand?
2: I'm not too crazy about their version. They made the windshields too oversized, and the front nose paint scheme is incorrect.

Bachmann by Porque Me Buscan January 12, 2021

Kompayaso

A very funny Spanish speaking clown known for his dark, sexual humor and frightening, ugly mask

Along with El Cañangas Ñangas and El Acordeón Invisible, El Kompayaso is the most famous contestant from Tengo Talento Mucho Talento.

Kompayaso by Porque Me Buscan January 12, 2021

Double dipping 

When a major movie studio, TV network, and/or record label keeps rereleasing and repackaging previously released media instead of scouring through the vaults and releasing unreleased material.

Warner Bros. is known for constantly double dipping the same 250+ Looney Tunes cartoons on DVD and Blu-ray instead if restoring the other 500+ cartoons that may have not seen the light of day since their original theatrical release.

Double dipping by Porque Me Buscan January 11, 2021

upbadge

In the automotive industry, upbadging is when you are driving a lower-trim or entry level trim version of a specific vehicle and you decide to add custom badges, decals, and/or logos from a higher trim in order to make your vehicle look faster/more powerful/more expensive than it actually is.

For example: adding Hellcat badges to an SXT Dodge Challenger is indeed upbadging, and definitely the most godawful of them all. This is because a Hellcat V8 can put out 707hp while a V6 SXT only has 305hp. You drive an upbadged SXT and try to race an actual Hellcat, you're gonna look stupid and you're gonna get called out. Don't do it. Either be proud of your ride or save up for the real deal.

upbadge by Porque Me Buscan October 11, 2020

Fountain Drink 

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

Fountain Drink by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020