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Definitions by Porneggs

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.
I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."
clit commander by porneggs May 31, 2006

Bong Laden

A massive bong orginally made out of a giant Promo-Cup from Taco Bell. Bong Laden AKA The Terrorist Bong is wanted on several counts of kicking the shit out of everyone's lungs.
"Yo, I found the Bong Laden. Come over and pack bowls"
"werd"
Bong Laden by porneggs May 31, 2006

sun-mabitch 

Usually used by old Indians/Pakistanis as an obscenity (usually directed at white people). Coined from the term "son of a bitch", this south-asian derivative has the same message, yet combines an undeniably funny accent.
"Allo?"
"ummm hey...may I please speak with Sharanjit?"
"Who's dis?"
"...It's his friend Mark..."
"listen you sun-mabitch....you call my house one more time I call police....you vucking bestard!"
"umm.....so he's not home???"
sun-mabitch by porneggs May 24, 2006
derived from Chappelle Show character Clayton Bigsby, it is a deviation of the word "Nayger", which means "nigger."

Usually used as a salute, or to acknowledge one of your friends.
"Hey Will, wattup man"
"Howdy Naygrum"
naygrum by Porneggs May 23, 2006

bomb-ass titties 

A term used to distinguish amazingly nice breasts from your average nice set of knockers.
"Holy shit, is that Mark's little sister?"
"Yeah man, she's got some bomb-ass titties"
bomb-ass titties by porneggs May 22, 2006

ace-deuce 

Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.
Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
ace-deuce by porneggs September 21, 2005

yo relax 

a term used when someone is clearly getting too worked up or emotional or starts spilling beer on your new jeans.
"I'm so depressed man, im never going to find another girl like that"
"yo relax"
yo relax by porneggs September 11, 2005