Definitions by Porneggs
clit commander
I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."
clit commander by porneggs May 31, 2006
Bong Laden
A massive bong orginally made out of a giant Promo-Cup from Taco Bell. Bong Laden AKA The Terrorist Bong is wanted on several counts of kicking the shit out of everyone's lungs.
Bong Laden by porneggs May 31, 2006
sun-mabitch
Usually used by old Indians/Pakistanis as an obscenity (usually directed at white people). Coined from the term "son of a bitch", this south-asian derivative has the same message, yet combines an undeniably funny accent.
"Allo?"
"ummm hey...may I please speak with Sharanjit?"
"Who's dis?"
"...It's his friend Mark..."
"listen you sun-mabitch....you call my house one more time I call police....you vucking bestard!"
"umm.....so he's not home???"
"ummm hey...may I please speak with Sharanjit?"
"Who's dis?"
"...It's his friend Mark..."
"listen you sun-mabitch....you call my house one more time I call police....you vucking bestard!"
"umm.....so he's not home???"
sun-mabitch by porneggs May 24, 2006
naygrum
derived from Chappelle Show character Clayton Bigsby, it is a deviation of the word "Nayger", which means "nigger."
Usually used as a salute, or to acknowledge one of your friends.
Usually used as a salute, or to acknowledge one of your friends.
bomb-ass titties
bomb-ass titties by porneggs May 22, 2006
ace-deuce
Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.
Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."