cop

A police officer, derived from the word "copper", which is what police officers were slangly called when their badges were made of copper.

*Damn cop gave me a ticket, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.

*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.

by Pork King May 01, 2003

Irish car bomb

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.

Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

dingleberry

Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.

You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

shit creek

A metaphor for deep trouble, usually one is said to be up shit creek without a paddle.

I just killed my roommate and I don't have an alibi...I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

bung hole

Another term for asshole, derived from the hole that a bung (stopper for a hole in a barrel) fits in.

Dude, my bung hole is covered with dingleberries.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

World War II

According to the protagonist in Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake":

"...The world's second unsucessful attempt to commit suicide."

A Japanese anti-tank mine in World War II? A 1000Kg bomb placed in a hole in the road with a Japanese soldier wielding a hammer.

by Pork King November 05, 2005

dick bastard

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.

"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."

by Pork King May 01, 2003