Pork's definitions

Jaggessar

(And we spell it wrong on purpose)

Jaggie Gay.

by pork February 8, 2004

Romies

A small discoloured splotch caused by the overscrubbing of laundry detergent on a stain.

"Oh man look at this splotch on my pants."
"How did that happen?"
"I was scrubbing a stain on my pants with laundry detergent and it caused this weird splotch"
"That's just Romies, bro."

by Pork July 14, 2012

self-incrimination

In Criminal Law, it is an art of lying when facing a senate trial.

Synonym: Janet Napoles

Senate blue ribbon: Name the senators who are part of the Priority Development Assistance Fund scam.

Napoles: I invoke my right against self-incrimination.

by PORK November 7, 2013