a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains
My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.
by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019
by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015
User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015
Opposite of a criminal; a rather boring and frustrating person who is very lawfully upright, non-rebellious, submissive to authority and so conforming to rules, safety norms and standards to the point that it gets uncool when they themselves or others need to break the rules even for good reasons, they try controlling others with their rules, and may possibly have been a high school nerd, were once felons themselves and got fucked up, or were emotionally unable to be influenced to do the slightest types of deviance (bullying, staying out past curfew, stealing, drinking, partying, fights, pranks, foul language, etc.) during their teenage years either because they were way too wiser than 99.99% of teens, they lived in a very strict environment, they have a naturally righteous or obsessive-compulsive personality, or they haven't really grown past the childlike obediance stage for some reason. Legal prudeness is often considered a form of "experience virginity" if you haven't really enjoyed a phase of being "deviant" or nonconforming at least a single time during your teen years, so others will try to influence you just for the kick of it and get you to taste the hot, sweet flame of rebellion that you missed out on. Anyway, we've all known this one teacher who's a rule freak...
Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.
Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.
Amir: Where can I download a crack of Adobe Photoshop CS5?
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.
by PorcupineCanadian July 04, 2018
Stupid, Toxic, Angry, Crazy, Hostile, Obsessive, Selfish/Self-absorbed.
Even though it's not a clinical diagnosis, STACHOS is an extremely common, very debilitating and highly contagious mental disorder. It is a very variable condition with a lot of different types and levels of severity, but it is extremely difficult, or mostly impossible, to cure. Approximately 1 in 4 people may be affected. Highest rates of STACHOS can be found in the hood, prisons, the undereducated and/or homeless, big cities, the Internet, mental insitutions, recluses, and politically or socioeconomically dysfunctional areas. People with STACHOS can be found almost everywhere; at your school, your workplace, your town, or even in the middle of nowhere. You might even be one YOURSELF. In some countries this syndrome is only a cultural, normal way of behaving so it is not considered problematic. It can develop at any age (rarely before seven) and most of the time lasts for life, except those who have mental disabilities severe enough to make them impossible to get it. They are the main reason why your life sucks and the world is hell.
Even though it's not a clinical diagnosis, STACHOS is an extremely common, very debilitating and highly contagious mental disorder. It is a very variable condition with a lot of different types and levels of severity, but it is extremely difficult, or mostly impossible, to cure. Approximately 1 in 4 people may be affected. Highest rates of STACHOS can be found in the hood, prisons, the undereducated and/or homeless, big cities, the Internet, mental insitutions, recluses, and politically or socioeconomically dysfunctional areas. People with STACHOS can be found almost everywhere; at your school, your workplace, your town, or even in the middle of nowhere. You might even be one YOURSELF. In some countries this syndrome is only a cultural, normal way of behaving so it is not considered problematic. It can develop at any age (rarely before seven) and most of the time lasts for life, except those who have mental disabilities severe enough to make them impossible to get it. They are the main reason why your life sucks and the world is hell.
by PorcupineCanadian June 28, 2018
Aspies are mysterious, intelligent, rather ungraceful, and eccentric humans with obsessive tendencies, critical intellectual, creative and/or artistic abilities, an impaired "sixth sense", and a certain innate immunization against groupthink. They may not always behave or respond like you expect, but they're still cool and interesting people.
My cousin is an Aspie. She's a bit weird and lonely, but very studious and intelligent. Her room is full of science stuff and arts, and she did the recital at my aunt's funeral. She was in the top 1000 SAT scores of the state this year.
by PorcupineCanadian June 23, 2018