e-tard

Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.

Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!

by PopFree Monkey February 07, 2007

SILF

1- Literally: Sammich I'd Like to Fuck

2- A sandwich so delectibly delicious that you'd like to first have your way with it before its yummy is in your tummy.

Man! I fucking need a SILF! We gotta go pick us up a pair of SILFs on our lunch hour today, Derek!

by PopFree Monkey February 07, 2007

lesbonian

1- A female who is 88.67% homosexual, and occasionally indulges in riding a boner when heavily inebriated. (she will deny it in the morning, boys)

Hey, didja hear that Lizbeth went lesbonian last night with Seth?

by PopFree Monkey February 07, 2007

keep it chill

A parting tagline inferring to maintain one's current level of 'coolness' or scenester status.

Hey, thanks for the drink man - I'll catch you later, keep it chill.

by PopFree Monkey February 07, 2007

quotebot

A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought.

Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels like I'm listening to the Paramount Pictures Memorable Moments highlight reel.

by PopFree Monkey February 07, 2007