The ancient art of successfully stealing a girl from another guy and attaining the attention of a girl at a club, bar, dance, etc.
Oh dude! This loser is about to lose his girl in a dance-by ho jacking!
1- Literally: Sammich I'd Like to Fuck
2- A sandwich so delectibly delicious that you'd like to first have your way with it before its yummy is in your tummy.
Man! I fucking need a SILF! We gotta go pick us up a pair of SILFs on our lunch hour today, Derek!
A venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty porn or reaching e-Base 4 with a dirty e-Date.
Oh hell, I think I got an e-VD from that whore's webcam!
Someone who cannot use any electrical product made after 1983 without becoming incredibly confused, and generally have a designated helper to assist in the checking, writing, and sending of emails and avoid any process more complicated than email.
Suzy is almost as big an e-tard as your mother!
bloody boobs... don't ask why.
Is it wrong that I have a blooby fetish?
