Definitions by Poopoo Consumer

Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."

"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"

Behold, a human! by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023

negative ion 

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

negative ion by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

atachdto 

Atachdto is:
well, ATACHDTO DEEZ NUTZ AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Guy 1: Have you heard of atachdto?
Guy 2: No, what is it?
Guy 1: ATACHDTO DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AJKODFNQFBEINJEQNCJINWIONJLSNCJOSNCJN4743U883JE83E

atachdto by Poopoo Consumer August 7, 2022

amogus 

A word made by mental people that turns anyone who says it mental.

Asylum Escapee: AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS
Guy: What the fuck?

amogus by Poopoo Consumer August 6, 2022