Definitions by Pookie McNoodles

Pastryarchy 

The enforcement of rigid societal structure by judicious application of cake. The person with most cake (the pastryarch) tends to rule.

Why are there gingerbread men but not women? The pastryarchy.

Pastryarchy by Pookie McNoodles March 14, 2021

Nash Equilibrium

When you're pretty sure you don't want to fuck your friend's boyfriend again but you also don't want to tell her about the first time so you just keep your mouth shut.

He's being a real dick but I'm in a nash equilibrium and if I say anything it will all kick off.

Nash Equilibrium by Pookie McNoodles February 20, 2021

Derprived 

When the lack of something turns you stupid AF.

Get your ass over here. It's been so long since someone shat on my chest, I'm feeling derprived enough to fuck my wife.

Derprived by Pookie McNoodles December 4, 2020

sumpathy 

Understanding things emotionally when given in summary. Typically used to quickly repeat back to someone all their woes, showing you listened and cared.

my reality has take a few odd turns recently. so I have a lot of sumpathy.

sumpathy by Pookie McNoodles November 27, 2019

Pull the Plug

Ending a relationship by violently yanking a butt plug out without warning. Sometimes backfires.

Pixie had to pull the plug on her new guy. Turns out he's into that though.

Pull the Plug by Pookie McNoodles November 27, 2019