PooPoo Garbage LLC's definitions

Cannihilism

A state of total apathy and belief that life is ultimately meaningless, brought on by long-term or high dose cannabis use.

"This gram a day life's got me feelin' the Cannihilism. Fuck it all."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC June 2, 2022

Flyover Zone

The American Midwest. Named the Flyover Zone due to the fact that many people will fly over the region without ever visiting. Likely because the midwest fucking sucks and there's barely anything there but cornfields and retards.

I used to live in the Flyover Zone. Now that I live on the East Coast it's like I'm in paradise.

by PooPoo Garbage LLC August 19, 2022

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019