PooPoo Garbage LLC's definitions

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

_____ McGhee

A word which defines a person followed by McGhee. Used to refer to the person and/or to poke fun at their condition/interests.

"Hey man, we need to take a break, my ankle hurts."
"Whatever you say, Ankle McGhee."

"Brb I need a quick smoke break."
"Alright Cigs McGhee."

_____ McGhee

by PooPoo Garbage LLC October 4, 2021

Facey Pastie

A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019