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Free World is an imaginary place where you can say whatever you want and protections to people's rights actually mean something.
Example #1:
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
Gretchen: My little Johnny said damn during school, they kicked him out, I took them to court, and lost. Where are Johnny's 1st Amendment Rights?
Jill: He has no rights. They have POLICIES. This isn't a Free World you know.
Example #2:
Mike: I smoked weed with Dale for over 10 years, but one day he got busted, and decided "not getting prison time" was more important than our friendship, so they gave me prison time instead. Now I can't own a gun to hunt with?
Jeff: This isn't a Free World you know.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
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Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
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Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Get the Asskitty mug.The common definition of a unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a white horse with a spiralled horn on it's head.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
Deborah: Woah look at that stud over there! He must have at least 16 women on him!
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
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Underground definition: Someone that loves to suck dick; a cock sucker.
Underground definition: Someone that loves to suck dick; a cock sucker.
Michael: Suzy really seems to love that group of guys over there. Just look at her eyeballing their swimming trunks.
Melinda: What else do you expect? She loves sucking dick.
Amanda: That's a Lolli Licker for you.
Melinda: What else do you expect? She loves sucking dick.
Amanda: That's a Lolli Licker for you.
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
Get the Lolli Licker mug.Common definition: Yeshua casts the group of demons out of the possessed man into a herd of swine; i.e., group of pigs.
Underground definition: Since the Jews didn't raise pigs, the herd of swine was the Roman authorities; the police.
Underground definition: Since the Jews didn't raise pigs, the herd of swine was the Roman authorities; the police.
Carl: I'm going to go rob a bank.
George: That's a good way to attract a Herd of Swine. Congratulations you idiot...
George: That's a good way to attract a Herd of Swine. Congratulations you idiot...
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
Get the Herd of Swine mug.Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.
Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!
*points at Arab dude*
Butthead: Shut up dumbass!
*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*
Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
*points at Arab dude*
Butthead: Shut up dumbass!
*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*
Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
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