Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?
Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Common definition: Someone that likes sucker candies.
Underground definition: Someone that loves to suck dick; a cock sucker.
Underground definition: Someone that loves to suck dick; a cock sucker.
Michael: Suzy really seems to love that group of guys over there. Just look at her eyeballing their swimming trunks.
Melinda: What else do you expect? She loves sucking dick.
Amanda: That's a Lolli Licker for you.
Melinda: What else do you expect? She loves sucking dick.
Amanda: That's a Lolli Licker for you.
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
The common definition of a unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a white horse with a spiralled horn on it's head.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
Deborah: Woah look at that stud over there! He must have at least 16 women on him!
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
Common definition: How a smoker feels when they're irritable because they need a cigarette.
Underground definition: When a person snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Underground definition: When a person snaps because they are really irritated or mad about something.
Ted: Nothing good has happened this year. People are acting like straight assholes everywhere I go. I haven't done anything wrong to anyone, but they keep pushing me.
Casey: What do you expect me to do about it?
Ted: Bail me out of jail.
Casey: Why?
Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
Casey: What do you expect me to do about it?
Ted: Bail me out of jail.
Casey: Why?
Ted: Because I'm about ready to have a Nic Fit.
by Pony Battles July 27, 2020
Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.
Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!
*points at Arab dude*
Butthead: Shut up dumbass!
*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*
Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
*points at Arab dude*
Butthead: Shut up dumbass!
*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*
Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
Most people use the word sheeple when they actually mean goat. A goat is a person that's unaware of what's going on in the world around them. They go through life on autopilot thinking everything in life is great, even when it isn't. Words synonymous with goat are sheeple, sleeper, dreamer, and ignorant.
Fred: Mandy is sure strange. She smiles all the time for no reason at all. When I asked her what's so great, she said the world is a perfect place. This world is anything, but perfect. What's wrong with her?
Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.
Allen: Some people will always be a Goat.
by Pony Battles June 29, 2020