Budship

A name reserved only for your best male friend with no sex involved. You guys have Budship.

Of course I'm depressed Debbie wouldn't see me. Thanks for coming over and cheering me up Budship!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Scum fucker

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!

God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!

by Pompatus of Love September 05, 2016

Letting her walk the dog

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.

My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Caught a wave

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.

Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Countdown

The last 10 seconds before liftoff i.e., bustin' a nut.

I had been pumping so long and so hard, she knew the countdown had begun.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016