Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Slip "n" Slide

Fucking a hot, wet pussy too big for your dick.

Man, I had me a slip "n" slide last night. I shoulda tried using my foot!

by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016

Entering the Queendom

Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.

After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Caboose

The last guy to fuck a chick who pulled a train.

We drew straws. I lost. It was a sloppy ride for the caboose!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Rim Job

Licking someone's ass crack.

Before buttfucking, I 'm at least enough of a gentleman to first give a rim job.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016