Entering the Queendom

Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.

After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Budship

A name reserved only for your best male friend with no sex involved. You guys have Budship.

Of course I'm depressed Debbie wouldn't see me. Thanks for coming over and cheering me up Budship!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Rim Job

Licking someone's ass crack.

Before buttfucking, I 'm at least enough of a gentleman to first give a rim job.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Cutting the rug

Trimming pubic hairs.

I hoped he'd be going down on me, so I took plenty of time cutting the rug.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016