30 definition by Pompatus of Love

Finally getting the go-ahead to have sex. As in surfing, it usually takes repeated attempts.
Having waited a month and spent all my money, I finally caught a wave.
by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.
Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!
by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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The ultimate fuck! Popularized after Bobby Darin's song of the same name.
Dream Lover, where are you? I wanna fuck you, oh so true! Because I want a girl, oh so true...I wanna Dream Lover, so I can always fuck you!
by Pompatus of Love September 05, 2016

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Trimming pubic hairs.
I hoped he'd be going down on me, so I took plenty of time cutting the rug.
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A vagina.
She's so fine, I dream of one day entering the Queendom.
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The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.
It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.
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Initial insertion of a penis into a vagina.
After five dates, I was so happy to finally be entering the Queendom!
by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

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