kittenfreude

Feeling general pleasure, often accompanied by giggles, derived from cats, or kittens' hilarious misfortunes.

Steve had a feeling of kittenfreude, when he scared the crap outta Fluffers with a cucumber.

by Polyester.Specter February 15, 2017

haterain

When hate rain downs on you.

I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.

I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass, and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.

by Polyester.Specter November 13, 2014

MUNIcise

Noun. Activity that requires physical or mental exertion while chasing a San Francisco MUNI bus. Also, having to run to your destination because of late or missed MUNI buses.

Verbs: MUNIcised, MUNIcising, MUNIcises.

Sara: Going to the gym after work today?
Jane: Nah, I MUNIcised twice this morning trying to get to work on time. I've done my cardio for the day.

by Polyester.Specter January 27, 2011

Necrotizing Karenitis

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing

Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020