An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.
by Polyester.Specter May 21, 2020
Mostly happening to just women, it's when a fart travels forward between the labias, and out past the clitoris, instead of out the ass crack. Basically, a retrograde fart.
Michelle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they pass through.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
by Polyester.Specter December 11, 2016
Noun. Activity that requires physical or mental exertion while chasing a San Francisco MUNI bus. Also, having to run to your destination because of late or missed MUNI buses.
Verbs: MUNIcised, MUNIcising, MUNIcises.
Verbs: MUNIcised, MUNIcising, MUNIcises.
Sara: Going to the gym after work today?
Jane: Nah, I MUNIcised twice this morning trying to get to work on time. I've done my cardio for the day.
Jane: Nah, I MUNIcised twice this morning trying to get to work on time. I've done my cardio for the day.
by Polyester.Specter January 27, 2011
Today was SO HOT that when I got inside my cool apartment and took my pants off I had real bad steamcrotch.
by Polyester.Specter October 04, 2014