Politic Ric's definitions

Food Stamp Filets

It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.

“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

Nilap Haras

A dozen-word compilation describing a person who exhibits only positive traits. He or she is sincere, intelligent, competent, respectful, tolerant, unbiased, empathetic, genuine, delightful, loving, sophisticated and trustworthy.

When the letters that spell Nilap Haras are reversed, it reveals a person exhibiting the exact opposite characteristics, and is sarcastic, ignorant, incompetent, disrespectful, narrow-minded, bigoted, unfeeling, deceptive, obnoxious, hateful, backwoods and corrupt.

Man 1: I wish I could find a woman who is Nilap Haras!
Man 2: Doesn’t everyone?

by Politic Ric November 2, 2010

Trojan Whores

Beautiful, voluptuous women that you find impossible to resist… but… they have a ‘look’ that says they’ve ‘been around the block’ a few too many times. Although having sex with them is very tempting, your inner voice keeps warning you that something evil lurks inside, and you’ll probably end up contracting AIDS or some other serious STD if you’re not very careful – so you’d better double up on the condoms.

Man 1: “See ya tomorrow morning. I just got an offer I can’t refuse from those two babes!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”

by Politic Ric May 27, 2010

Palintology

The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.

Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!

by Politic Ric October 26, 2010

Roll Reversal

The act of flipping a roll of toilet paper around on its holder, so the paper comes off from the back of the roll, instead of the front.

“Man, I spun that roll a dozen times before I realized you had done a roll reversal on me!”

by Politic Ric April 28, 2012

Just Just

Barely Legal. Taken from two definitions of the word Just.

Definition 1: Barely; by a narrow margin; within a brief period of time; only; merely

Definition 2: Legal; legitimate; guided by justice; in accordance with standards; right; lawful; proper

Man 1: “You’d better stay away from her, or you’ll end up in jail!”
Man 2: “No worries, I checked her out. She’s Just Just!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

Teatard

A person who believes one or more of the Tea Party’s slant on today’s political issues. Many of their rants are so bizarre and without basis that they weren’t taken seriously until the movement had grown to an alarming collection of right-wing extremists, thus proving that the number of insane people currently residing in the US was grossly underestimated. Some of their more bigoted, racist, religious or homophobic beliefs include:
 Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.
 Obama is going to take away their guns.
 If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.
 Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.
 Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.
 16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.
 Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.
 Church and State should be one.
 Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
 Evolution is a hoax.
 Creationism should be taught in schools.
 Global warming is a hoax.
 The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.
 Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.

Man 1: I can’t believe that guy. He thinks Sarah Palin would make a great president!
Man 2: President of what?
Man 1: The United States!
Man 2: What? No way! He’s such a Teatard!

by Politic Ric October 27, 2010