Pocono Joe's definitions

testicle gravy

Semen, of course.

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

bitchcock

1. A large penis-like clitoris

I sword fight, but it's totally hetero. It's with my wife's bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

hips deep

Any situation, act, person, place or thing that is beyond balls deep. Only surpassed by cheeks deep.

President of the United States: "I am proud to honor you with the Congressional Medal of Honor Marine. Would you like to say anything."

distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"

Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

speditor

1. Any dip shit that doesn't follow the ten guidelines of urbandictionary.com, thus rejecting perfectly good words and phrases. 2. Any retard that allows obviously inside jokes on urbandictionary.com. 3. Anybody that rejects this definition from urbandictionary.com.

Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.

Comedic Genius: Why the fuck would you reject "Crack Coma", from the Urban Dictionary? They must have been a fucking talentless speditor.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

cabin cunt

The early stages of twat rot, that occurs while away from modern bathing or showering facilities. Usually afflicts women that are camping, hiking, etc. for more than forty-eight hours. Not considered a problem amongst lesbians.

nigga 1: Daaaamn dawg! You smell her stank hole when she jogged past our tent?

nigga 2: Fucking A right I did. Dat's cabin cunt for ya!

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010