Pocono Joe's definitions

bum washing

The sport of urinating on a derelicts. Considered a charitable deed in cold regions.

I am going bum washing, as soon as I get done with this definition.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

testicle gravy

Semen, of course.

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

hoofjob

1. use of a very dexterous foot to masturbate a penis or large clitoris

Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.

Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!

Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.

Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.

Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

cabin cunt

The early stages of twat rot, that occurs while away from modern bathing or showering facilities. Usually afflicts women that are camping, hiking, etc. for more than forty-eight hours. Not considered a problem amongst lesbians.

nigga 1: Daaaamn dawg! You smell her stank hole when she jogged past our tent?

nigga 2: Fucking A right I did. Dat's cabin cunt for ya!

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

bitchcock

1. A large penis-like clitoris

I sword fight, but it's totally hetero. It's with my wife's bitchcock.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010