Any situation, act, person, place or thing that is beyond balls deep. Only surpassed by cheeks deep.
President of the United States: "I am proud to honor you with the Congressional Medal of Honor Marine. Would you like to say anything."
distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"
Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."
distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"
Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
The early stages of twat rot, that occurs while away from modern bathing or showering facilities. Usually afflicts women that are camping, hiking, etc. for more than forty-eight hours. Not considered a problem amongst lesbians.
nigga 1: Daaaamn dawg! You smell her stank hole when she jogged past our tent?
nigga 2: Fucking A right I did. Dat's cabin cunt for ya!
nigga 2: Fucking A right I did. Dat's cabin cunt for ya!
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
by Pocono Joe May 31, 2011
detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.
csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010