Pluto E.'s definitions

Hoar

A hoar is a derogatory name for somebody who hoards things.

Paul became a toilet paper hoar during the coronavirus pandemic.

by Pluto E. March 23, 2020

Knit

Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.

Dude, go knit!
I'm knitting right now.

by Pluto E. October 28, 2018

Simone

When you're dealing with a lot of stress and anxiety, so you just give up and call it a day.

Facing an unrealistic deadline, she decided to Simone it and quit her job.

by Pluto E. July 28, 2021