Definitions by Pleasure Man

Crusty Pineapple 

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

Crusty Pineapple by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Lemon twisties 

When you take a lemon, open it up and squeeze the juice on someone's tits. The tits then get twisted. Very pleasurable for intense sessions.

"Oh yeah girl, you ready for some lemon twisties?"

Lemon twisties by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009

wuddleplumps 

Big purple blotches on a woman's (or man's) breast. Mainly caused by ejaculations from a man on cocaine onto this area. May or may not cause herpes.

Bob: "Whoa, man, you got some big wuddleplumps!"

Joe: "Shit"

wuddleplumps by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009

Dr. Pepper Love 

When you diarrhea into somebody's mouth and mix it with Dr. Pepper.

"Man, I gave that girl some good Dr. Pepper Love last night!"

Dr. Pepper Love by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009