masturboredom

When what you're jerking off to isn't very arousing.

This porn is masturboring.
I hit some serious masturboredom yesterday browsing.

by Plastic Platypus December 20, 2009

collars

A collared shirt, usually worn over a t-shirt. Not a dress shirt.

Can be long-sleeved or short-sleeved. No alternate connotation.

"So today I wore black collars over a white t-shirt."

by Plastic Platypus March 15, 2010

Piss lag

Temporary inability to piss when you're at the urinal.

"Sorry I couldn't come back to class quickly, Mrs. Johnson. I was suffering from mad piss lag."

by Plastic Platypus February 28, 2009