JOAT

1. Acronym for Jack Of All Trades. A person who is somewhat proficient at a number of different things. However the phrase is usually used in conjunction with "but master of none" putting a negative connotation on an otherwise positive phrase.

2. A collection of live, unreleased, and rare versions of music by recording artist Jack Johnson.

My uncle is a JOAT. He fixed our plumbing and then worked on his hot rod for a while.

by Pizzles May 02, 2007

pizzle

1. The penis of an animal, especially a bull.
2. A whip made from a bull's penis.

Did you know they stretch bull pizzles to make doggie treats? Remember that next time your dog is licking your face.

by Pizzles May 02, 2007