Piss Stained Log's definitions

Crank

To have a crap and a wank at the same time.

I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...

by Piss Stained Log October 17, 2019

Bollies

Another name for bollocks

Clyde hasn't had sex for so long that his bollies are about to explode.

by Piss Stained Log April 12, 2019

Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.

I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!

by Piss Stained Log July 7, 2016