Bollies

Clyde hasn't had sex for so long that his bollies are about to explode.
by Piss Stained Log April 12, 2019
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Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.
I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!
by Piss Stained Log July 07, 2016
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Crank

To have a crap and a wank at the same time.
I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...
by Piss Stained Log October 17, 2019
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