Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Piss Stained Log

Crank

To have a crap and a wank at the same time.

I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...

Clyde hasn't had sex for so long that his bollies are about to explode.

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.

I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!