Definitions by Piss Stained Log

Crank 

To have a crap and a wank at the same time.

I was so horny whilst on the shitter that I've just had a crank...

Crank by Piss Stained Log October 17, 2019

Bollies 

Another name for bollocks

Clyde hasn't had sex for so long that his bollies are about to explode.

Bollies by Piss Stained Log April 12, 2019

Fudge tunnel engineer

A term for a homosexual that likes giving it up mens asses.

I saw Kevin fucking Barry in the ass last night, he's a right Fudge tunnel engineer!

Fudge tunnel engineer by Piss Stained Log July 7, 2016