Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

palin drome

A public figure who is extremely forward and extremely backward at the same time.

Dude 1: Fuck me, what is Glenn Beck all about? You'd think someone that stupid would keep quiet about it, but he's one of the loudest mofos in existence.

Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.

by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011

Cracker

Someone who has smoked so much crack that they forgot what a black racist sounds like.

To a PC idiot, the word "nigger" is racist and unacceptable, while the word "cracker" is 'ebonics' and 'valid'.

But in reality, the mindset that looks on all black people as slaves is the SAME MINDSET that looks on all white people as slave-drivers.

That's what "racism" means, folks.

by Pipe Downn January 26, 2009