Pingpong 's definitions
A person who, when explaining something or telling a story, describes things using brand names when it is entirely pointless to do so. Typically some pathetically sad individual who feels the need to let everyone know she is "elite" or "successful" by implicitly informing them that he or she only uses/possesses the more expensive, top-of-the-line items.
Brander: "my dog just knocked over my Columbia water bottle!"
Brander: "I cleaned out the trunk of my Lexis."
Brander: "I cleaned out the trunk of my Lexis."
by PingPONG June 16, 2012
Get the Brandermug. by Pingpong July 17, 2016
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Get the wilzonemug. 
Get the vendomug.