Definitions by Pig granny

Turducken of crazy 

when someone is so crazy that they have crazy stuffed in crazy wrapped in more crazy

She is the turducken of crazy

Turducken of crazy by Pig granny February 3, 2015

K-D-BOMB 

Stands for Keep Da Bitch Off My Back. My boss coined this phrase/code after I nagged him for months about something. He finally told the building manager to do whatever it took to K-D-BOMB. Now it comes in handy pretty often.

1. Whatever it takes to K-D-BOMB in this situation.
2. Hey I need a K-D-BOMB till this meeting is over.

K-D-BOMB by Pig granny November 15, 2013

Roof or Sister Wife 

a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.

Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy

Roof or Sister Wife by Pig granny January 20, 2011