Pialinist's definitions

Stay Home Save Lives

What we should all be doing 24/7/366 until this freaking pandemic becomes history.

Stay home save lives. Maybe then this will become a thing of the past.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Insomnia

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Concepts of Thoughts and Tariffs

Something said to people who voted for the cheeto and are now regretting it. Origin: a play on when Donny T said he had "concepts of a plan," combined with "thoughts and prayers." "Prayers" being replaced with "tariffs" for those who didn't know how tariffs worked and are now about to face the consequences of their own actions.

Person A: "Oh no, my family is cutting me off because of who I voted for!!!!!"
Person B: "Oh well, concepts of thoughts and tariffs to you. I have concepts of sympathy for you."

by Pialinist November 17, 2024

No ♥️

What you should say in response to a Karen saying anything.

Karen: i WiLl NoT wEaR a MaSk bEcAuSe i HaVe To PrOtEcT mY fReEdOm
Sane person: No ♥️

by Pialinist January 1, 2021

Frat Dude

A dude, probably named something like Bryan or Chad, who drinks beer and talks about getting "chicks" 24/7/365 (366 this year). Wears nothing but Patagonia and the only words in his vocabulary are "bro" and "let's go." Lives in a house that is always a total sausage fest, except during frat parties where the aforementioned "chicks" they are constantly yapping about come to the house to get drugged by the Frat Dudes so the Frat Dudes can have their way with them.

Chad is a total Frat Dude.

by Pialinist July 16, 2024

Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"

Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

by Pialinist May 19, 2021

24/7/365

If you use this term this year, you’re dead wrong.

Friend: I can’t wait until we don’t have to be stuck in quarantine 24/7/365. I’m literally SO over this.

Me: Did you mean: 24/7/366

by Pialinist June 11, 2020