Phyrexian Buttraper's definitions

Playing the Cello

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.

1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

sextard

A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimp in question is, in fact, a tard.

Ex: Dude, that fuck on "The Wonder Years" reminds me of the sextard we had when I was a kid.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

ph-

Initial phoneme that may be substituted for the sound "f" in English, in order to make a word seem hip or for emphasis. See also phat.

Ex: Phat Phred phaked the phull phunk, so Philly Phill philled his phace with phoul phshizzle, ya heard ph00l??

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

bratch

Another term for bitch. Probably a development from bitch-->bizzatch-->bizzratch-->bratch.

Ex: man, I had to waste that bratch after she gave me the cleaveland steamer. How did she do that?

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

sex-o-lette

An alleged human being that is used exclusively for gratuitious sex. See also cherry, punk, gimp, assbeast, and strawberry.

"I'll phreak you like a sex-o-lette"-- Lenny Kravitz

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

crotchslave

another name for a sextard or gimp, particularly if the crotchslave is an adolescent girl.

Ex: Hey, let's rape Jason's crotchslave.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

homesar

Someone so phreaking wigged-out that even Strong Sad busts on him.

Homesar: "Hey Tubs! I just lost my Jenga-jam!"
Bubs: "Don't you talk to me!"

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003