defs

plurism of the word def

I spent all day entering stupid defs into the urbandictionary.

Big 60 Tonight

To spend the evening masturbating or simply eating a full tray of Big 60 cookies.

My girlfriend left me looks like it's a big sixty for me tonight.

Similar to Badunka Dunk but deragatory. A woman who is circumfa dunk is round all over.

A cross between circumference and badunka dunk.

She's so circumfa dunk she rolled down the hill like that boulder in the firstIndiana Jones movie.

A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.

Please join us in the consumption of "mass quantities".

The act or literally throwing down a gauntlet or glove as a challenge to a duel, joust or other form of battle or throw down.

Colonel Sanders was going to throw down the gauntlet when his fried chicken did not win the blue ribbon.

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

Let's go to the strip club and see some neked ladies.