Fruity spew

The act of throwing up into an empty sharing bag of fruit pastilles whilst in a moving vehicle

I had too much to drink last night, ended up having a fruity spew in my husband’s car

by Phoenix 2019 March 01, 2020

Hypocovidiot

When someone slates another person for breaching COVID rules, but goes on to breach them also.

My friend Dickon is a hypocovidiot.

by Phoenix 2019 January 08, 2021

Sunny walk

The act of relieving yourself in the bushes on a sunny day before going on a date, to prevent constant erections throughout said date.

I'll be 10 minutes, I went for a sunny walk

by Phoenix 2019 June 29, 2019