unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography
My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.
the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face
Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!
Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.
This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.
underwear, especially female, in need of a wash
Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!
A faint whiff of obscenity
Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part
Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.