Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Philologue

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

given to masturbation with the left hand

cf sinisterbation

There are lots of cackfapped guys around these days. When I was young we were rapped around the knuckles if we were caught doing it like that.

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.