Philologue's definitions

Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 26, 2011

milf shake

a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part

Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.

by philologue August 16, 2011

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011

prawn knickers

underwear, especially female, in need of a wash

Fetch that pile of prawn knickers and put it in the wash!

by philologue August 22, 2011

catsbreath

bad halitosis

I started to french that chick but I nearly threw up on account of the catsbreath, man.

by philologue August 14, 2011